Jenny the Bloggess bought herself a gigantic fake bear head.

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It's not as hilarious as Beyoncé the metal chicken but it's pretty darn good. To be fair, though, the metal chicken story is the most hilarious story in the history of the internet, so it's pretty hard to top.

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If you have never read the beauty that is Beyoncé the metal chicken story, here it is:

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