I got rid of all the Celeste freezer pizza, it was terminated with extreme prejudice for 2 a.m. whispering. Switched to Elio's, now it's doing the SAME DAMN THING?

I'm starting to think that freezer pizza is inherently unstable and unreliable, really just kind of an attention whore.

Goddamn it. Is there a freezer pizza in the world upon which I can rely to have the tiniest modicum of discretion??