I seriously want to troll the hell out of this guy. I just...I can't even.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Colomb…

For those of you who don't have an account, this is what he wrote in his self-summary. AND NOTHING ELSE!

A man wants to be greeted with
CONTENTMENT; not CONTENTION
A man wants to be NURTURED; not
NAGGED
A Man wants a woman that has
mastered the art of FEMININITY; not
FEMINISM
A man wants a woman that knows her
ROLE; not one that constantly engages
in ROLE PLAY

A Man wants a woman that can FEED
his SOUL; not DEPLETE his SPIRIT
A Man wants to feel appreciated for his
EFFORTS AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS;
not reminded of his FAILURES

A Man wants to be asked “HOW CAN I
HELP YOU, WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM
ME?” Instead of being asked WHY
HAVEN’T YOU DONE THIS YET?
A Man wants a woman that is WISE
enough to invest in his POTENTIAL and
help him get to where he needs to BE;
not a woman that is FOOLISH/MATERIALISTIC and disregards him
because he hasn’t “ARRIVED”