ADVANTAGE US, SINGLETONS! LET'S LIST!

No sharing of ice cream

MORE BED

No blanket sharing.

Can fart wherever

Can eat bizarre food combinations

Can get drunk and watch epic marathon of 19 kids and counting

Can listen to whatever we want

ZERO EFFORT MAN. I'M GONNA COMBINE ALL SORTS OF FUCKING COLORS IN MY CLOTHING.

Don't worry about wearing the good underwear

Can form cat army to become legion of the night UNOPPOSED

MAKE SCULPTURES OUT OF MASH POTATOES

NO ONE CARES!

Eating as much cheese as you want.

I can feel whatever I want and i don't have to explain myself.

Anything else? LET'S NOT BE MAUDLIN GUYS! LET'S NOT BE MAUDLIN!