I went to a friend's work party. I think all of her female coworkers are at least bisexual and I was the fresh meat in the room, so it kinda felt like I was the star of a yuri harem show. Seriously, her boss sniffed me. Yes, you should all be jealous.

Sometimes I feel so lucky i'm bi. Ain't feelin the guys in the room—> Wassup ladies? It's like i'm a sexual amphibian. Sexphibian.

YURI4LYFEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(exceptforhotguys, lol)