So, I finally put an actual picture of myself on the OKC. I've gotten a wealth of terrible matches and stupid messages in the last hour. Huzzah?!

My favorites are the 7% match guys who say "hey, what's up." I'm like, NOPE, BLOCK.

GT, give me your best OKC (0r POF, Match, Tinder, Grindr, Growlr, or whatever) tales, please!