No, I can NOT drop everything I had scheduled today to answer your questions on something I have explained to you at least five times previously. Also, when you are deliberately taking up time I scheduled to help train someone else, that I already informed you of, you need to get out of my face and stop being a jerk.

Also, waiting for me in the hallway in the morning and accosting me with questions before I've even gotten into my office and taken my coat off will not win you any points either. Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

This is what I've wanted to do to every person I looked at today: