So I got into a figurative dick measuring contest last night with a guy (we'll call him Dick Cheese) I went to high school with on Facebook. Another guy (we'll call him Nice Dude) I went to high school with shared a link about krokodil, and Dick Cheese started vomiting all over Nice Dude's facebook about personal responsilibility and social darwinism and bootstraps and Ayn Fucking Rand. He's also got some sort of Jesus complex because he's an EMT. I'll post the shenanigans later when I'm not fucking around in class.

Then, I found out that a friend of mine, also from HS, has a facebook group called rLiberal Lunancy.

I just can't even y'all. I need to do some blocking and deleting.