I just had an interview at a chocolate shop. All handmade, all-natural, no waxes or preservatives, super high-end awesome chocolate. And the manager gave me two turtles (one dark, one milk)and a slab of milk chocolate bark with chipotle and wasabi peas. I die. I die of the deliciousness. If I get this job I will be SOOOOO FAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!