I saw David Sedaris last night and wanted to share one of his funniest ideas:

So, apparently, he and Hugh own a house on the Carolina coast and it’s a tradition in their neighborhood to give the houses punny, beach- or vacation-themed names. A house near him, for example, is called the “Schlitz-Carlton.”

Sedaris said that his house had a lame name when they bought it so he renamed it the “Sea Section.”

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Next, he wants to get a boat, which he’ll call “Row v. Wake.” On the side, it will say “Seaman got you into this.” :) Thought y’all might get a kick outta that.