...wanting to fucking murder Kinja. Y U NO LIKE WIDGETS KINJA?

So anyway, we have set our GoFundMe campaign loose into the wilds of the interwebs and as soon as I pressed "share," I had a MONUMENTAL panic attack. What if no one likes it? What if they make fun of me and my barren womb? What if they say awful things about us trying to crowdfund our adoption costs??? WHAT IF NO ONE DONATES?!?!!?!!!1!!11!!??

Yeah, I'm legit terrified. TERRIFIED.

If you have a moment to take a look, it's much appreciated. Sharing it is doubly appreciated, and any donation will get my undying love.

I'm going to go scamper off and hide in a corner now.