When did “absolutely” become the standard stand-in word for “yes” when someone is asked a question by a member of the media? STOP DOING THAT.

...anyway, open thread. Doowhutchulike.

ETA: if you’re in the Detroit area like me, there’s a new cat cafe in Ferndale. Being a Team Dog member, I’d never set foot in the place, but y’all might like it.