You guys.

YOU GUYS.

I’m in a coffee shop, where I desperately need to get work done.

Who is sitting a few tables over?

Jessica Williams.

I’m never going to concentrate on anything ever again. I think I had an opening to say something briefly, but I choked and just awkwardly locked eyes with her instead, because I am SUPER COOL under pressure.

She’s very pretty and INSANELY tall.

What’s going on with you all?

I just finished my job. (Praise the goddess, I never have to walk into that office again.)