A bit of advice: do not attempt to play beach volleyball after a year of not exercising. You will faceplant in sand many, many times and your teammates will laugh at you. Or at least, you will if you're me. Guys, my ass even hurts just sitting in a chair right now. I am finding sand EVERYWHERE.

But on a positive note, I HAZ CABLE NAO. I was hoping I could have BBC America so I wouldn't have to wait three zillion years to see Doctor Who or Sherlock, but oh well.

What's everyone else up to this evening?