I just received this unsolicited offer on OkCupid:

3:43pm

Hi [xxxxxxx], I'd really like to serve a woman like you. You are beautiful and you seem very educated. I'd love to make your life a little easier and do the little things for you. Do you want a guy to clean your apt or run a few errands? I know that sounds weird, but I am a normal guy.....just submissive in private. I enjoy listening to the woman I am with and doing as she says. If you want a part time servant, please let me know and we can talk whenever you like. I'm in Brooklyn too. Have you ever had a servant do the little things for you? If you want to know more, feel free to ask. I apologize if this isn't your cup of teal! Mitch

I mean, I don't exactly love teal to be honest, but my kitchen's a mess.

Dilemmas...