I’m currently in the process of losing weight. It’s working, I’m down 35 pounds, I’m really proud. But my coworkers are in the break room right next to my desk eating pizza, which I can smell from here. They also got mozzarella sticks and curly fries. One of the pizzas has ricotta. One is chicken alfredo. These are my favorite things in the whole world.

Can anyone please convince me that the lean cuisine meatloaf and mashed potatoes, and bowl of peas that I’m eating for dinner is just as satisfying? Anyone?