I'm in the midst of wedding planning at the moment, so I comb the wedding blogs on a semi-regular basis. I've noticed that the word 'swoon' is being used at a frequent and startling rate. Examples!

"We totally swoon over this venue!"

"The bride's dress was swoon-worthy."

"Join us for a swoon-sesh in the gallery." (I cannot make this shit up)

"An urban affair that's made to be swooned." (That doesn't even make any sense!)

Are you really swooning, wedding blog writers? Are you being rendered unconscious by these weddings? No, no you are not. So stop using that word please and thank you.