I AM A BEAR: I like eating meat and killing things with my teeth

I AM NOT A BEAR: I like eating potato chips and napping.

I AM AN EXISTENTIAL DILEMMA: I am alone in a cold indifferent universe, shivering in the dark, grasping for meaning.

I AM A BEAR: I am covered with fur.

I AM A NOT BEAR: I wear many clothes.

I AM AN EXISTENTIAL DILEMMA: Are clothes real or just temporal objects spinning through time, as we head toward oblivion.?

I AM A BEAR: I am tall and fierce and shit in the woods.

I AM NOT A BEAR: I am tiny and shivering and poop in my house.

I AM AN EXISTENTIAL DILEMA: I do not exist.