What the fuck is a POG? Is that even a real word? Apparently kids liked them in the early 90s. I was already in college, drinking vodka, dyeing my hair unnatural colors and chain smoking. But they had this stupid shit called Pogs which just seem like fucking nu-Tiddly Winks for the MTV generation, like your garbage pail kids and your Ninja Turtles. Back in my day, things were different. We enjoyed shit like Space Invaders and Dark Tower, the greatest board game of all time.

Fucking Pogs. Fuck you POG. (PUGS NOT POGS) Also they started in Hawaii. I blame Chritter.