Hi everybody. I need to see your pets, like, right now, because I know they're adorable, and there's nothing adorable in my office, and I've already looked at all the adorable things on the internet. Please help me.

Here are 75% of the cats currently residing in my house.

Ray is visiting for a week. He's gorgeous and friendly and intimidating to other cats.

Everest, my roommate's cat, is a little too interested in my sweaty flats.

Carl is mine, and the greatest cat who ever lived (he might be tied for the honor with your cat), even though he might be a little dumb sometimes.

I've shown you mine. Now you show me yours.