I've decided to switch up the name a bit, in case anyone I know is snooping through my internets. You know how it is.

Frankly, I'm shocked that this name wasn't taken! Eccentric lady who loves dancing, fashion, and has crazy mother issues? Sounds pretty fitting, if you ask me! Of course, I imagine myself to be much more like Little Edie than Big Edie in this situation.

So instead of AB, I'm now EB. I'll keep my avatar the same for a little while so as to adjust everyone to this dramatic change. I think this is the best costume for today.