Guys, I went out on a limb and bought the new Revlon (ohgod I love Revlon so much) ColorBurst Matte Balm in purple (Shameless is the name—see link: http://www.target.com/p/revlon-color…).

Oh man, it is SO purple, and really very dark, and it looks so goth-y and 90s against my (very very pale) skin. I love it. It makes me look like a vampire. But not a regular vampire. I'm a cool vampire.

Anyway, it's awesome.