Back when GM had stars, almost immediately after the hack, GM started requiring everyone to sign in via social media or email. I didn't want to link to my face space so I created a fake twitter handle tied to an email that doesn't have my name attached.

That twitter handle is (shocking), BarelyLethal.

So anyway, today I logged in to poke around the twatters and discovered a bunch of notifications at my twitter handle!

Celebrities are tweeting at me!

Because they're making a movie called Barely Lethal.

Understandably now my Jez name will have to be changed (taking name suggestions), but I'm going to keep this twitter handle as long as I can until someone offers to buy me out.

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AND if I still have it when the movie comes out (which I am now requiring you all to watch because it's basically my life story and Hailee Steinfeld is playing me in a movie), you all are going to have to help me troll.... basically everyone.

Also, THIS IS SOME SORT OF COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AND I DEMAND REDRESS.