Super important FB rebuttal needed and I'm a little too fuzzy to handle it. So in response to this (minor ragestroke TW):

A liberal paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has guns.

And believe it or not, such a place does, indeed, exist:

It's called prison.

Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Maricopa County,Sheriff's Office

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. My idea of lib paradise is closer to: A living minimum wage, unrestricted reproductive choice, equal pay for equal work, comprehensive healthcare..

halp!

eta: I could get behind free lentils