Double work post on a Monday. This is never any good, I need a work flask and/or a new job.

My boss after switching a vendor : "I just negotiated like a Jew for that deal."

Her mother: "Good for you. "

Me: ::horrified expression, and questioning life decisions::

The FUCK? I can't. I swear, I guess because I hit the two-year mark, they're more comfortable saying this shit. You were just on my side this morning boss. Please don't lap Awful Coworker for worst person in the office.