1.) I have a question. A question about body odor. No matter how much I scrub my arm pits, they are still smelly and gross. I can literally scrub them twice a day until they are raw, and before I can even leave the shower, they smell gross again. And this happens despite me not even sweating at the time. What the hell is this an how can I make it stop?

2.) I just concluded the most epic procrastination thing evar. I got sent a "letter of interest," basically telling me to apply for a job. I got this letter on Saturday. Today was the last day to send them an email with my attached resume. I literally just sent them the thing at 8 pm. I have literally freaked my self out about this thing for days, and it ended up taking me all of five minutes and four sentences to complete the stupid email. Why do I keep doing this to myself?

I can't even deal with my own stupidity right now.