Step One: Immediately read Catie Disabato’s “The Ghost Network”, which is many layers of deceptively straightforward metafiction: like Pynchon, if he wrote about a missing Lady Gaga. Pair it with Kieron Gillen’s _insanely_ good comic series “The Wicked + The Divine”.

Step Two: Ignore annoying relatives over the holidays because you just have to binge on W + D; it’s already got at least two trades. Sorry, sorry, can’t talk about Trump I am just so busy.

Step Three: ?????

Step Four: Profit!