You know the drill. Things you like, things you want to warn people away from.

Like - if you need some Lancome, Macy’s has a free gift right now. The tote bag is pink/orange, and it’s reversible! The pattern on the inside is flamingos, and apparently I am a retiree in Florida because I fucking love flamingos!

Like - high fiber taco shells. My mother calls me the fiber queen sometimes, but whatevs, I like fiber. They are really crunchy, so I don’t think they would work for actual tacos, but they are really great for adding to salads.