It's a sad day, people. Poor little America's Baby, barely a week old, has just had her poor little heart BROKEN, upon hearing of the devastating news that no, her name is not in fact 'Kaidence Donda."

WHAAAAAAAAT?? AMERICA'S BABY STILL NAMELESS? NOO!! But I just had all my pacifiers monogrammed!!!! #devastated http://t.co/TWakN0SUu3

— AmericasBaby (@AmericasBaby1) June 20, 2013

Sad news, America. America's Baby not named Kaidence Donda. #TEARS I gotta go talk to the people at @GoDaddy about some kind of refund

— AmericasBaby (@AmericasBaby1) June 20, 2013

Everyone , please leave me to my despair over the loss of my beautiful name. I have no idea where to go for solace right now. #despondent

— AmericasBaby (@AmericasBaby1) June 20, 2013

Well, we're going to go back to the drawing board, I guess. Here's the original list of names we're working off pic.twitter.com/cLd13tPgkY

— AmericasBaby (@AmericasBaby1) June 20, 2013

@JuliaRyan Actually, I'm leaning towards 'Rutabaga Liberace' right now.

— AmericasBaby (@AmericasBaby1) June 20, 2013

If you have suggestions, tweet them to @americasbaby1. If you don't have a Twitter, leave them here in your reply and America's Baby will tweet them out to the world and to @jezebel!

Suggestions for new names flying in! Via @Jezebel commenter CLLTx - 'Ryan Seek West. Homage to their fairy godfather'

— AmericasBaby (@AmericasBaby1) June 20, 2013

(Don't worry, she'll see your suggestions. America's Baby is an Internet JUNKIE; I'm sure she has several Google News alerts set up to let her know the instant someone references her)