Saturday Afternoon Update: Got a call asking me to take a survey about my customer service experience with their call center. All zeroes, all dissatisfied. Why am I very dissatisfied, you ask? Because your rep just lied and lied because she doesn't know what she's talking about. /update

Fuck insurance companies. They are the worst. They say something is covered when you sign up, when you try to use that benefit they pretend it is not, and then your doctor's office (Shout out to Tina, the real MVP of today!) is able to precertify the entire thing absolutely no problem. While you are sitting on the floor of the office bathroom uncontrollably sobbing that your whole life is FALLING APART.

Newsflash: people wouldn't hate you so much, Health Insurance Industry, if you weren't a giant bag of weiners.