Because if you're going to be on the internet on a Saturday night, you might as well come join the party!

My name is GreyjoysMissingMember and I am a master at making dinner for one; just open the bottle and have at it! I'm only half kidding I promise! Been single since 2012 and I really can't say I care at this point, at least I don't have to shave my legs as often these days, or my cooch...

How are you my single comrades?