1. Zack Morris

2. Jessica 'Jessie' Spano*

3. Colleen 'Stevie' Morton

4. Laura Benton

5. Wendy Parks

6. Kristy Barnes

7. Violet Anne Bickerstaff

8. Lisa Turtle

9. Stacey Carosi

10. Melissa

11. Rhonda Robistelli

12. Nicki Kapowski

13. Kelly Kapowski

14. Samuel 'Screech' Powers

15a. Moose

15b. Ox

16. Nikki Coleman

17. J.B. Slater

18. Louise

19. Deke Simmons

20. Victoria 'Tori' Scott

21a. Edgar Poindexter

21b. Maxwell Nerdstrom

22. Robin

23. Charlie 'Crater Face' Coburn

24. Ginger

25. Mikey Gonzalez

26. "Bambi"

27. Craig Strand

28. Eric Tramer

29 (tie). Rick & Trevor, JFK Junior High Rigmas

30. Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater**

*High school feminism FTW.

**Pig.