This will crack you up in its horribleness. One of my awesome facebook friends posted this and I had to share it here. Had to!

1. Clearly he doesn’t know how labia aren’t necessarily going to meet up like that?

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2. What happens if you sneeze?

3. I guess you can’t sit in any other position except legs closed?

4. What if the seam on your pants puts weird pressure on your groin area?

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5. SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IT’S A GLUESTICK FOR YOUR CROTCH

6. This cannot be good for vaginal health.

7. It’s likely he doesn’t understand that pee comes from your bladder and menstrual blood from your uterus.

8. That lipstick would be a germ factory. And not because vaginas/labia are inherently unclean. Just due to all the background bacteria on our skin, just sitting on that crotch gluestick between periods in the bathroom cupboard.

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9. And OF COURSE he blames LGBT people because his idea is fucking idiotic. Naturally he’s being targeted by the gay agenda because of reasons?