My aunt—with whom I have very little in common—posted this today, and my bullshit-meter flipped the eff out:

because there's a line...and this is so far on the other side of it. This isn't thought; it's schtick, and I firmly believe religion should be thought first and schtick 14,907,789th. It's cutesy and it rhymes and it has nothing to do with Easter and it makes me a little crazy. Like, shut-the-door-in-its-face crazy. AAARGH!