UPDATE! Midnight, 9/5: 59 SIGNATURES!!! ALMOST THERE! HOW POETIC IS THIS YOU GUISE? It is literally 9/5 and we are SO CLOSE away from achieving our goal! In recognition of your hard work, here is Dolly singing '9 to 5' (there is a possibility we could incorporate this into the '50 Shades of Grey Movie,' fyi.) BUT YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR EFFORTS! Tweet 'Put Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton In the #50shadesofgrey movie! #50shadesofburtanddolly " to everyone you know! WE ARE ALMOST THERE!
Friends! Like me, you were totally outraged by the terrible and obviously totally wrong casting of the '50 Shades of Grey' movie. And while I have heard rumors about some efforts being undertaken to rectify this, I cannot stand on the sidelines in silence. There is clearly only one way to go that would make this movie completely good so it will not suck.