Start your day off right with this vintage edition of Man's Life! If this is what ladies are missing out on, clearly we need feminism more than ever.

I was going to post this last night to take the sting off of all the horrible comments in the Gawkerverse, but I thought I'd wait and give you something to counteract the fact that it's only Wednesday/you have to get up early/it's going to be hot this week/the hospital doesn't do EKGs until 9 on Wednesdays but didn't think to tell you that before you woke up an hour early to go in before work. Not that I'm bitter.