A long while back I posted about my husband's snoring and a few people insisted I encourage him to get checked for sleep apnea. MONTHS later I finally got him to do the overnight test and guess what. He has a SEVERE case. I have no idea what these numbers mean exactly but I guess under 5 is "normal", over 30 is "severe" and he rated 67. So basically he was going to suffocate in his sleep any night now. They sent him home with a loaner CPAP machine until we can process the purchase of one through our insurance. So thank you Jezebel, and your wonderful readers, for preventing me from becoming a widow.