Either they’ll do the right thing and fire me, or I’ll resign. Children, that’s what happens when you spend 30 minutes telling your dedicated manager that she is a lazy, ungrateful slacker with a bad attitude. In front of the other manager. And staff. And customers.

I’ll just be taking my glowing references, Mac and PC proficiency, sales, fundraising, customer service, project management, writing, editing, retail, non-profit, small business, large business, and grunt work experience elsewhere. Somewhere with dental, perhaps.