• Why it is impossible to have a short conversation with any of my friends. Even the briefest exchange of information turns into 30 minutes of chit chat. Which is awesome, I love my friends. But I gots things to do!
  • Why people who want things from me will not do the things I ask them to do. Examples: * If you want to go out on a date with me, we must speak on the phone first, because I am totally uncomfortable meeting someone I have not talked to, and who WILL not talk to me. * If you want me to come for an interview to nanny your children, we must talk on the phone first, to make sure we are on the same page, and that you are not crazy. *If you want me to help you with your project, for free, you must send me the scope and a timeline, so I know exactly what I am committing to. IF YOU ARE UNWILLING TO DO ANY OF THESE THINGS, I WILL NOT DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.
  • Why does a bag of cheese popcorn say it is 6 servings when it is clearly one serving?

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