That's what it feels like. I yanked some damn thing in my neck and now I want to die. There is no position that feels comfortable, and I can't lean my head back too far nor extend it out too far or searing, shrieking pain echoes up into my brain, nearly disabling me momentarily. The pain is localized, it seems, right below my left ear, like where the skull meets muscle.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE. SOMEONE COME AND BEAT ME SENSELESS SO I CAN GET SOME REST.

*sob*

Seriously, GT. What the fuck do I do? I tried acupuncture pressure points, Ibuprofen, and a warm bath. NOTHING DOING. Any tips on how to make hardline painkillers from home?!

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Also, any cracks about me being a "pain in the neck" will be met with RENDING. Bumblecat, you got my back, cat of my heart? Render magnificent?