Or maybe I'm just bitter than the Leafs are doing terribly.

They made radical changes to the conferences this year, so now we're playing weird teams and I don't like it. We should never be playing the Tampa Bay Lightening or the Capitals. I refuse to believe the Capitals are even real. Get back to your own conference!

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But most of all, Detroit's ahead of us by three points. Fuck Detroit. Fuck them into a ball of garbage and then shoot them out to space.

Anyways, sprots, you guise.