Over Christmas my mother, my 85 year old great aunt, and myself went into Philadelphia to see the Macy's light show. We took a break at a bench outside a dressing room.

Aunt: "Ooh, look, chocolates. They're opened. I'm going to have one."

Mom: "WHAT?! Those are probably shoplifted and then you'll be stealing."

Me: "Don't eat already opened candy! Who knows who's touched those things???"

Mom: "They even look like they've all been touched. Don't. Don't do it."

Aunt, popping chocolate into her mouth: "These are pretty good. You want some?"