I see you with your callouts. Your sly, passive aggressive words. I know who that's for. It for me and only me.
When I read things over the Internet, I know it's a reference to me. When you say, "that guy is weird", on another, different part of the Internet, I know that's directed to me. Who else would that be for? How many other guys have you talked to recently? Exactly. Everything you say is about me.
Oh and don't think I'm going to read the comments. Just more stuff about me. I get tired of people always covertly mentioning me. I just want to be left alone with my thoughts. Is that too much for you to comprehend? I can't wait to not read your answers. The last thing I need is to read about more people talking about me.
With that said, I leaving and never returning...until someone mentions my name again. Which you will because I am too important to not talk about. I'll be back then just to be passive aggressive. I won't read your responses to my passive aggression because I know you will be talking about me. You will respond to me, right? Please do, I need attention.