So. GuyTronic made a meat/bean/bone stew that we left in the crockpot overnight to cook the shit out of. The bones ended up being super soft and chewy, so I just ate them.
Thus, my belated worry. AM I GOING TO DIE?! I mean, dogs eat bones all the time and they seem to be kicking it strong. But I am not a dog! I am a man, nay, woman!