You guys voted and in what everyone thought would be a blowout, but turned out to be a real squeaker!
So I just realized am at 1,499 tweets. One more tweet and I'll be at 1500. So, I've decided to let you guise pick what I will tweet about.
Also—1,499 tweets? What the fuck have been tweeting about for that much? I could have written War & Peace by now.
Oh Internet. You keep being you, OK? You just keep on keeping on.
...by the fact that I actually legit predicted this Kimye baby name thing AS A JOKE. LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL. BURT CAN CONFIRM THIS SHE IS A TWITTER FRIEND.
It's a sad day, people. Poor little America's Baby, barely a week old, has just had her poor little heart BROKEN, upon hearing of the devastating news that no, her name is not in fact 'Kaidence Donda."
Yes, the world's most important fetus is currently tweeting LIVE from the womb of his or her soon-to-be mother, Kim Kardashian. This is a monumental news event. For the first time ever, you can be part of history as America's Baby tweets his/her experience LIVE from the womb of 1/2 of the Most Important Celebrity…