Foods That Should Exist (And Do, Obviously)

OK, guys. Here it is. I know a lot of you have been curious about what foods I love. I didn't pick obvious things (I mean, you know I love bacon, what the fuck would be the point in talking about it), or things I've already mentioned I love (with one exception that required some explanation, and also Peanut Sauce,… » 12/07/13 11:33am 12/07/13 11:33am

Yet More Foods That Should Not Exist

I was originally going to do the long-awaited "Foods That Should Exist" post this week. Believe me, I planned to. I had all the entries worked out and everything. Then I realized two things: 1) it is way, way easier to be funny about things you hate than about things you love, and 2) there are still so many foods I… » 11/30/13 11:00am 11/30/13 11:00am

Thanksgiving Foods That Should Not Exist + A Very Special Entry

Ahhh, Thanksgiving. My favorite holiday. I actually have a lot to be thankful for. I have a loving girlfriend, a surprisingly not-hate-worthy job in a city I quite like (despite the last entry on this article), and the English language has a seemingly-endless variety of ways to say that food is terrible. And what… » 11/23/13 10:26am 11/23/13 10:26am