mom: he sounds like a weirdo

me: I know

mom: but are you leaving your bras on the sink in the bathroom y’all share? cause I know you do that.

me: what does that have to do with anything?

mom: when you’re sharing a bathroom with a man, he might take that as an invitation.

me: so me leaving my bra on my side of the bathroom is an invitation? 

mom: well when you are sharing your bathroom with a man, it’s different.

me: That’s the craziest thing I have ever heard.