** IF YOU ARE A 50 SHADES OF GREY FAN PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED

please

I thought they'd be satisfied with capitalizing on teenage fangirls by selling One Direction merchandise. But I was wrong. They want our moms' money too.

I initially clicked on the collection with a look of disdain...



I mean, it's like old women version of One Direction panties right?


I mean come on! 50 Shades of Grey Tie Me Up Brief? You ain't getting my money with that pun!

but...


these are

so


pretty

Am I wrong? Or do I just not shop in the right places for underwear?

Though seriously, what's with the keys?

Am I the only one with a vagina without a keyhole? Is this normal?


ETA: This confounds me. Why aren't there 50 shades of grey panties? Not even a single pair of grey panties? WHAT IS THIS IT HURT MY BRAIN

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