Some people give their cat sitters notes or texts.... I made a book. At 9 pm last night. Because I make good decisions. Here are selections from the book. (Note Team Doge the cover!)

Also, FUCK CYSTIC ACNE THAT'S RIGHT ON THE BRIDGE OF MY FUCKING NOSE!!!! SERIOUSLY NOSE? YOU WANNA TURN ON ME NOW!!!??? AFTER ALL THE GOOD YEARS I'VE GIVEN YOU????

What do some of you pet parents do when you have to leave the little ones?

ETA: Yeah, I even did amateur book binding on it with some embroidery thread.