Anyone pick up any wins over Thanksgiving? Like, you made this one special dish, and not only did it turn out, it was even better than usual, and you're like "Oh yeah, I'm just a natural born Turkey Day side dish genius." Or maybe you managed to land a particularly withering put-down at an opportune moment. As for me, I set a new personal record for fastest time reaching full food coma level of unconsciousness. Also, I was hiding out in the back yard last night smoking a joint, and as I held the hit in my lungs I let loose with a huge Thanksgiving belch. Meanwhile, I had my fly down taking a whiz against the fence, and I was like wow, now THIS is multi-tasking. If only I could have managed a fart it would have been truly epic.